Here's what I'm going to do with this blog. I am going to take a Bible story and attempt to write it 'Dr. Seuss' style. As I'm writing this first paragraph I have no idea what story it's going to be or if I can even do it, so this could be interesting.

Brace yourselves.

Mordecai (Done in the style of Green Eggs and Ham)

That Mordecai!

That Mordecai!

I, Haman hate

that Mordecai!

Do you wish to bow to me?

I do not wish to bow, you see.

To do this would be wrong for me.

Would you bow out in the sun?

I will not bow out in the sun.

I will not bow to anyone.

I do not wish to bow, you see.

To do this would be wrong for me.

Would you bow for lots of money?

Would you bow for bread and honey?

I will not bow for lots of money,

Or for scrumptious bread and honey

I will not bow out in the sun.

I will not bow to anyone.

I do not wish to bow, you see.

To do this would be wrong for me.

I could put you under locks.

I could lock you in a box.

Not in a box,

Held shut with locks.

Nor for your money,

Bread or honey.

I will not bow out in the sun.

I will not bow to anyone.

I do not wish to bow, you see.

To do this would be wrong for me.

I would, I could,

Kill you dead!

Grovel! Grovel!

As I said.

I would not, could not bow my head.

I will force you.

You will see.

I may hang you from a tree!

You could hang me from a tree.

I won't give in, it's plain to see.

I will not bow from in a box.

That you have covered up with locks.

I will not bow for lots of money,

Or for scrumptious bread and honey

I will not bow out in the sun.

I will not bow to anyone.

I do not wish to bow, you see.

To do this would be wrong for me.

The pain! The pain!

The pain! The pain!

I will deliver lots of pain!

Not under pain! Not from a tree!

I won't give in, it's plain to see!

I will not bow from in a box.

That you have covered up with locks.

I will not bow for lots of money,

Or for scrumptious bread and honey

I will not bow out in the sun.

I will not bow to anyone.

I do not wish to bow, you see.

To do this would be wrong for me.
 

Say!

Oh, my King? Oh, my King!

There's people here who troubles bring!

There's people here who troubles bring?

Do they disrespect my reign?

Of COURSE they disrespect your reign.

They will not bow, not under pain.

We have to hang them from a tree.

They won't give in, it's plain to see.

Not under locks, or lots of money.

Not in a box, with bread and honey.

They do not wish to bow to thee.

They say it would be wrong, you see!

I would like to see them dead!

Will do, my King, just as you said.

Go write a note and use my seal.

Go right now and close the deal!

Yes, right away. ‘Cause they won't kneel!

Go write their death note. Here's my seal.

Their disrespect has made it clear.

They won't pay tribute to my reign.

Not doing so is just insane!

Not under pain! Not from a tree!

They won't give in, it's plain to see!

They will not bow from in a box.

That we have covered up with locks.

They will not bow for lots of money,

Or for scrumptious bread and honey

They will not bow out in the sun.

They will not bow to anyone.

They do not wish to bow to me.

They think it would be wrong, you see.

What's this you say to me, my wife.?

Would Haman try to take your life?

I now declare, that you may see,

That Haman will hang from a tree!

Now the King will set them free.

We thank our God eternally.

I'm made His child, with His own seal.

His sacrifice has made it clear.

Now in my heart I let Him reign.

Not doing so is just insane!

Not under pain! Not from a tree!

I won't deny He set me free!

I'll sing His praise from in a box.

I'll sing His praise while under locks.

My faith cannot be bought with money,

Or with lands of milk and honey

I will bow down to God's own Son.

For who He is, for what He's done.

He gave up everything for me.

For I was blind, but now I see.

For my God is

A God of love!

Thank you!

Thank you,

God above!

Well... if you managed to get through that, let me know what you think. I had a blast writing it.

God bless you all!